Monthly Archives: September 2015

Is It Wrong To Swear When Baking for Church Pie Sale?

For our annual church pie sale, I usually keep it simple and use convenient pie crusts that unfold from a box, loading them up with sweet, stress-free fillings. But one lovely summer evening after a satisfying day at the office, I announced I was going to make lemon meringue pies from scratch.  Patrick pointed out that […]

7 new sponsors for The View

I feel sorry for The View, having lost sponsors due to their naive banter regarding Miss America candidate Kelley Johnson, whose talent was a monologue about her profession as a registered nurse. I am one of the millions of registered nurses whose blood pressure spiked when I watched a replay of the offensive segment.  But since compassion […]

The revenge of the white potato

I have some unresolved resentment about the maligning of the white potato. And I have a proposal that will exact some revenge for all the years of unfairness.